|Panning for gold|
I must be rich though, because I am spending money like there is no tomorrow! I think it's the weather - it makes me feel like a million bucks! I can't stop smiling! I can't stop using exclamation marks!! See, there I go again! I get in my car, roll down all the windows, crank the tunes and sing at the top of my lungs! I think to myself, where can I go?? Oh, I know, I'll just return that bicycle helmet I bought the other day at Walmart because I don't really need it since Michael found mine tucked away in the furnace room. Oh, now that I'm here I think I'll just stroll on over to WINNERS!!! Because, yes, I am a WINNER!!
Two hours later I've really won the lottery because EVERYTHING FITS AND LOOKS GREAT!! Maybe I should look around some more, try on a few more dozen things...I'm on top of the world. What a difference losing a few pounds makes on my small frame. I'm ready to go on TOP MODEL!! Wheeeee! I have spring fever! Thank goodness tomorrow is Friday because I am going to CRASH AND BURN! I hid the receipt so I can't look at it and bemoan the fact that I am SILLY!! I didn't need anything that I bought - I just darn well wanted it!!
And I haven't even gotten to the shoe stores yet!! SAVE ME SOMEBODY........!!