Monday, June 25, 2012

Ebony and Ivory.....

 "I'm sorry...can you forgive me?
 Awww....that's better...I swear, that dress DOES NOT make you look hippy!!!
"But don't tell my heart (slide to the left) ..my achy breaky heart...(slide to the right)...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh baby, I missed you so much....come to poppa!!
What the f--k? A handshake???
 That's better....show me some sugar baby!!  That's what I'm talkin' about!!
 Did you hear that?  I thought you said your wife wouldn't be home til tomorrow!!
Quick - hide in the shower!!

 Oh no!! She's coming up the stairs...what'll we do??
 Under the bed - hurry!!  Nope...don't think you'll fit!!
 Ackk!!! the closet, get in the closet!!
Wait, where is the closet??

To be continued.....

29 comments:

Niki said...

Dun dun duuh! 

Oh no I am biting my nails. Can't wait to see what happens next. 

kim said...

You need a vacation!

The Borrower said...

You crack me up!!!

mhimes said...

You're f*&#ed-up!
m.

Jharrison56 said...

You just figured that out? I must be getting better at hiding it!






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Jharrison56 said...

GOOD!






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Jharrison56 said...

Well yes, as Mark said I'm f&#2(ed up!!






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Jharrison56 said...

me too!






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Sluggy said...

Look who is the tease NOW!?!?lol

mhimes said...

Sorry, I meant, even more so than I had originally thought.
I'll try to be more clear next time.
m.

Jharrison56 said...

Thanks for the clarification, I was a bit worried you were losing touch with reality...MY reality...which consists of a set of black and white ceramic salt and peppa shakers! I think it's time for my medication now...





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mhimes wrote, in response to Jharrison56:
Sorry, I meant, even more so than I had originally thought.
I'll try to be more clear next time.
m.
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Jharrison56 said...

It's a slow news day...






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mhimes said...

Bon Appetit!
m.

judy said...

I think someone needs to take her medication..or join me on vacation..oh crap I think they hear me typing

luvyas
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Maureen Cairney said...

I can tell you are real excited about going on holiday.......Very cute

Jane @The maple Syrup Mob said...

Someone's been at the cooking shery... hope you saved me some!
Jane x

Lena Shannon said...

You are so funny :)

Carla Peicheff said...

I knew I loved you for a reason!!! ROTFL!!!

Laura @ Move to Portugal said...

Lol! They look so life like!!!

debby said...

Foreplay????

Jharrison56 said...

I love your interpretation!






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Jharrison56 said...

They look just like Michael and me lol!






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Jharrison56 said...

Laughter IS the best medicine! Glad I could give you a laugh or two!!






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Jharrison56 said...

I love to make people laugh Lena!






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Jharrison56 said...

How did you know? Was is that obvious lol??






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Jharrison56 said...

You're right - it's hard to be too serious this week!






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Jharrison56 said...

You're such a sneak! I love it! I'm thinking maybe the medication is making me a little loopy! Vacationing with you would be a blast!





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Sonya Ann said...

BAHAHAHA! I can't wait for the next installment! 

Kim said...

Jane, you are too funny. I almost spewed my tea, which is fantastic as I DO love to laugh!