Monday, June 25, 2012

Ebony and Ivory.....

 "I'm sorry...can you forgive me?
 Awww....that's better...I swear, that dress DOES NOT make you look hippy!!!
"But don't tell my heart (slide to the left) ..my achy breaky heart...(slide to the right)...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh baby, I missed you so much....come to poppa!!
What the f--k? A handshake???
 That's better....show me some sugar baby!!  That's what I'm talkin' about!!
 Did you hear that?  I thought you said your wife wouldn't be home til tomorrow!!
Quick - hide in the shower!!

 Oh no!! She's coming up the stairs...what'll we do??
 Under the bed - hurry!!  Nope...don't think you'll fit!!
 Ackk!!! the closet, get in the closet!!
Wait, where is the closet??

To be continued.....

29 comments:

  1. Dun dun duuh! 

    Oh no I am biting my nails. Can't wait to see what happens next. 

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  2. You crack me up!!!

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  3. You're f*&#ed-up!
    m.

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  4. You just figured that out? I must be getting better at hiding it!






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    Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 7:11:53 PM
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  5. GOOD!






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    Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 6:35:39 PM
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  6. Well yes, as Mark said I'm f&#2(ed up!!






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    Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 6:35:09 PM
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  7. me too!






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    Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 6:12:58 PM
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  8. Look who is the tease NOW!?!?lol

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  9. Sorry, I meant, even more so than I had originally thought.
    I'll try to be more clear next time.
    m.

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  10. Thanks for the clarification, I was a bit worried you were losing touch with reality...MY reality...which consists of a set of black and white ceramic salt and peppa shakers! I think it's time for my medication now...





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    mhimes wrote, in response to Jharrison56:
    Sorry, I meant, even more so than I had originally thought.
    I'll try to be more clear next time.
    m.
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  11. It's a slow news day...






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    Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 7:36:01 PM
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  12. I think someone needs to take her medication..or join me on vacation..oh crap I think they hear me typing

    luvyas
    j

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  13. I can tell you are real excited about going on holiday.......Very cute

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  14. Jane @The maple Syrup MobJune 25, 2012 at 9:30 PM

    Someone's been at the cooking shery... hope you saved me some!
    Jane x

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  15. You are so funny :)

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  16. I knew I loved you for a reason!!! ROTFL!!!

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  17. I love your interpretation!






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  18. They look just like Michael and me lol!






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  19. Laughter IS the best medicine! Glad I could give you a laugh or two!!






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  20. I love to make people laugh Lena!






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  21. How did you know? Was is that obvious lol??






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  22. You're right - it's hard to be too serious this week!






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  23. You're such a sneak! I love it! I'm thinking maybe the medication is making me a little loopy! Vacationing with you would be a blast!





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  24. BAHAHAHA! I can't wait for the next installment! 

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  25. Jane, you are too funny. I almost spewed my tea, which is fantastic as I DO love to laugh!

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