Ebony and Ivory.....

 "I'm sorry...can you forgive me?

 Awww....that's better...I swear, that dress DOES NOT make you look hippy!!!

"But don't tell my heart (slide to the left) ..my achy breaky heart...(slide to the right)...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh baby, I missed you so much....come to poppa!!

What the f--k? A handshake???

 That's better....show me some sugar baby!!  That's what I'm talkin' about!!

 Did you hear that?  I thought you said your wife wouldn't be home til tomorrow!!

Quick - hide in the shower!!

 Oh no!! She's coming up the stairs...what'll we do??

 Under the bed - hurry!!  Nope...don't think you'll fit!!

 Ackk!!! the closet, get in the closet!!

Wait, where is the closet??

To be continued.....